Adventure Xpress (iOS/Android)

WHAT BRANDON WROTE:  Story Dialogue/Character Letters, Weapon & Equipment Names, On-Air Promo

Players are shown an initial correspondence when entering a new region. They must then battle their way through enemies and defeat that area's boss to deliver the letter to its target and receive a written response.

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IN-GAME CHARACTER LETTER SAMPLES

Dear King Gabby,

I hope this letter finds you well. I write to inform you that I am formally declaring war, if you have the time.

Regards,

King Skip

 

Dear King Skip,

So good to hear from you! I'm afraid war is rather inconvenient at present. May we perhaps reschedule for Fall?

Kisses,

King Gabby


Dear Erica,

Miss you, BFF! Living in the woods sounds like so much fun. How is your elf hunt going? Scored any hunks yet??

Hugs,

Carol

 

Carol,

I've made a huge mistake. Elves are terrible. They throw pine cones at people and not a single one has been pretty or blonde so far.

Oops,

Erica


Sir Sheldon,

How fares your latest quest to bring civilization to the mountain trolls? Have they accepted me as their monarch yet?

Signed,

King Neil

 

Yo King,

No joke: ain't goin' well. I'm droppin your name but they seem keen on an anarcho-syndicalist commune, whatever that is.

Peace,

Sir Sheldon


Dear Jerry,

Hello. This is a totally normal letter that I am sending to you! No secret plan or ulterior motive here, no sir. Just a letter.

-Rob

 

ROB! DUDE!

Your plan totally worked! This sucker postman just killed that rock monster that's been terrorizing me! You're a genius!

-Jerry


To the Swamp Hermit,

Your foul odor is permeating nearby villages. Would you consider bathing? Please-- we're begging you.

Sincererly,

The Villagers

 

Dear Sirs/Madams,

Thank you for your letter. Unfortunately, as a swamp-dwelling hermit, I am unable to read or write.

Warmest Regards,

Stinky No-No


Lance,

We know you've had your heart set on slaying an ice beast, but you're four years late for dinner. Please come home, sweetie.

Love,

Mom & Dad

 

Mom & Dad,

I was finally about to slay one, but some jerk sniped my fame and glory! Now I have to start over! Keep a plate warm for me.

Love,

Lance


Sir Sheldon,

What progress from my greatest champion? Have you conquered the ice beasts and expanded my kingdom to the frozen north?

Signed,

King Neil

 

Yo King,

Smoked those ice beasts. North's pretty much up for grabs, but I'm gonna be straight with you-- it totally sucks up here.

Word,

Sir Sheldon


Wizard Grumblo,

We hear you're reanimating a skeleton army in the barrens. Could you maybe not do that, please?

Signed,

Fizzwow of the Wizards Guild

 

Fizzwow,

I do what I want! Mind your own business! And lay off the mail carriers, this last one broke my Skull Lord!

-Grumblo


Dear Jacquelin,

What's up, jester girl!? Hope your summer abroad is going well! Has your time among the sand crabs helped you think up any new crab puns?

Love,

Becky

 

Becky,

No luck whatsoever! I hate Sand Crabs and I'm having a hard time dealing with my frustracean. Wait a minute BECKY, OH MY GOD!

-Jacqueline


Sir Sheldon,

I am eagerly awaiting news on your latest quest to conquer the desert realms for me. Third time's the charm, right?

Signed,

King Neil

 

Yo King,

These crab beasts and me been talkin' through some stuff and what they're sayin' makes a lot of sense. I quit.

Peace,

Sir Sheldon


Hey Sis,

Heard that a huge jellyfish monster is rampaging in your area. Is it true? Are you safe? If you die, can I have your stuff?

Love,

Bro

 

Hey Bro,

It's fine now, but yeah. That was my bad. Never remind a jellyfish its mouth and anus are the same orifice. They get real upset.

Love,

Sis